Ben and Adam,
Hoss and Joe,
They’re the best,
I’d have you know.
Candy, too, is
Sweet and fun—
The wars they’ve fought
Have all been won.
They may not ever
Keep a wife,
But life is always
Touched with strife.
Hop Sing can cook
So well, you see,
That everyone
Eats heartily.
Sheriff Coffee
Knows the law,
And keeps the peace
Without much flaw.
These skillful men
Who ride the West
Are not near perfect,
But some of the best.